[Mabel can't help but snicker, then ultimately bursts into a giggling fit as she watches her brother's reaction. When she finally settles down, she wipes away a nonexistent tear from her eye and then grins.]

Hello! And nah, princesses are cool and all, but you know what's even better? A kingdom made out of candy! Now that's amazing!

[Translation: she's not as concerned about why she's here and how to get home like you are, Dipper.

Waddles wobbles over to Dipper's feet and begins to chew on one of Dipper's socks. Mabel laughs again and picks the plump pig up in her arms, hugging him tightly.]

Plus, they let me keep Waddles! So this place couldn't possibly be that bad.